Hello!
Last week on Substack, I posted an article, “The Most Influential People of the Ancient World”. It got a really awesome response! Thank you so super-much for that! 😄
Part of that article was about z Hittite prince, Zannanza, son of Šuppiluliuma I. To recap, Šuppiluliuma sent Zannanza to Egypt at the request of a widowed Egyptian queen, either Tut’s widow, Ankhesenamun or Akhenaten’s widow, Nefertiti, who promised to make him pharaoh and start a new dynasty.
Sadly, Zannanza was murdered en route and never made it to Egypt. The poor queen got stuck being forced to marry this sleazy dude name Ay, who was old enough to be her grandfather.
Which got me thinking… what if Zannanza had made it? Or what if Šuppiluliuma has sent another son, and not an army because he was so pissed, which he did, setting off a chain of events that killed him and perhaps changed history in a big way?
So I made a video (actually two) of the welcome Zannanza might have received, had he safely arrived.
Yep! It’s a naughty video! 🤣
I was thinking about that (it being naughty), but I just picked up a translation of the Epic of Gilgamesh. I’ve been sorta familiar with Gilgamesh, but when we read about it in school, they glossed over it’s full of sex! Wow!!! As is, the translation I’m reading (by Stephen Mitchell) says the when Enkidu appears and people are frightened by him (through no fault of his own), they send a priestess of Ishtar named Shamhat, a major person in the epic, to “civilize” him. The reads:
“When the animals are drinking at the waterhole
tell her to strip off her robe and lie there
naked, with her leg apart
[the original Akkadian text translates literally as “display her vagina.]”
When Enkidu sees her, he will be overcome by lust, and he is! He and Shamhat go at it nonstop for seven days! The epic reads:
Shamhat touched him on the thigh,
touched his penis and put him inside her
She used her love-arts, she took his breath
with her kisses, held nothing back, and showed him
what a woman is. For seven days
he stayed erect and made love to her.
Among other things, Enkidu finds after a week-long fuckfest, he can under her speech. They go back to Uruk (a three-day journey), stopping to have more sex, arrive; have more sex. Then Gilgamesh appears and he and Shamhat have still more sex!!!
These ancients were not prudes! 😄🤣
So inspired by this historical example, I thought about a hot Egyptian queen who wanted to start a dynasty with a hunky Hittite prince! (The Hittites being famous and expert chariot warriors, it’s safe to assume he was hunky!) This video is the result! 😄
There’s two version because I couldn’t decide on which music I liked best. That’s the only difference. I figure people won’t mind watching it twice… 😄 Enjoy!
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Hello, dear Robin. It’s a lovely video featuring two different musical tracks. That doesn’t matter at all—you got it perfect both times. I didn’t see anything “naughty,” either—just beauty. Yes, back in the days of the old gods, Egypt was still beautiful; today, under Islam, that is no longer the case. If you look behind the scenes, the country—and Islam—are hostile toward foreigners and women. Egyptian women are second-class citizens in Egypt. Unfortunately.
But the video shows ancient Egypt at its best; it is beautiful.
Oh, thank you so much! This video was a lot of fun! So happy you like both version! Yes, I think there’s a lot be said for the ancient days! We can learn a lot from them. 😊